How old do you feel?
Like bleh.

Where were you on September 11th, 2001?
I was in class and then they called us to the auditorium/cafeteria and explained that the Twin Towers were gone. I knew my mom worked in Manhattan but I wasn't sure where so I spent thirty minutes trying to call her. Found out that at time she was already on her way home.

What do you believe is the meaning of life?
Live life to its fullest and have no regrets

Why is the sky blue?
TEH ATMOSPHERE!!!

What is your favourite thing to cook?
CHURROS! I love cinnamon...

You have only a dollar to your name...what do you buy?
What the hell can you but for a dollar these days?

What would your last meal be?
Lobster and stuffed clams. And butter, LOTS of butter

What is the youngest age you have memories of?
Fours ears old when I was a serial pet murderer. Don't ask.

What is your favourite thing in the world?
My Laptop.

Have you ever punched someone on purpose?
Yes. Cause violence is fun.

Do you know what colour chartreuse is close to?
Yes. I blame art class.

Did you like garbage pail kids?
Excuse me for cursing. FUCK NO!

Why do we have daylight savings time?
Cause time is stupid

What living person would you want to meet?
Rush Limbaugh. So I can beat him.

What dead person?
Ghandi

Where in the world would you live if you could?
The UK so I can stalk Mr. Will. I will find youse... Look for the green car.

Who is your favourite artist?
Cezanne

Who has had the most influence on you? (good or bad)
TV. My parents weren't there for the most part.

What is your favourite dessert?
Cheesecake.

Do you know your personality type?
Yes.

What age is your favourite so far in your life?
Eh. The time when my parents actually cared about him

Can you make cookies from scratch?
No. Why? Should I?

Was the chicken first or the egg?
Chicken

Hershey or nestle?
Nestle.

Night out or night in?
Night in

Single forever with a great family or no family and your soulmate?
No family and your soulmate.


What is your favourite scented candle?
Apple cinnamon

What type of underwear do you prefer?
Boxers.

Do you ever wear a wife beater?
No...

If you could live in a store which one would it be?
Fritters. Salt fish fritters

Can you eat a dozen donuts in one sitting?
Nope

What is your favourite curse word?
Fuck.

Your favourite regular word?
Tiramisu

Have you ever read/tried to read the bible?
I live in a religious household. What do you think?

Have you ever heard of yahoo serious?
No?

Who do you dislike most in the world?
Someone who will not be named

What is your ideal date?
Cheap, fun and memorable. No sex though.

Would you rather marry a deaf or blind person?
Neither. I ain't murdering

What is your favourite shape?
A star.

Can you eat just one chip?
Who can?

Where is the farthest you've ever been from home?
Jamaica or Mexico.

What is your desktop background?
Lightening storm

What song do you identify with most?
Stuck in the Middle by MIKA

Which movie do you wish was your life?
Movie?

Has someone ever intentionally put food on you?
What??

What color is your favorite?
Green

What colour do you feel represents you?
Blue

Do you believe in God?
I'll tell you when I'm dead.

Have you ever broken a bone?
Yes. Someone broke my finger.

Have you ever shut someone's fingers in a door?
Yes...

Would you rather be honest/poor or a liar/rich?
-yawn- Next!

What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten and hated?
Haven't

What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten and liked?
Look above

What is your ideal ice cream creation?
Too tired to answer

What character from a movie would you marry?
The Man with no Name

What is your favourite thing to do?
Write

What is your favourite junk food?
Chocolate

What is the longest you've gone without talking to anyone?
3 days. When I got my tonsils removed

What is your favourite board game?
Payday

Your favourite book?
Many

Do you know how to change a tire?
Yes

Would you consider yourself a geek?
Maybe.

What movie could you watch over and over again?
Curse of the Golden Flower.

Have you ever eaten paste?
No.

Have you ever gone to the bathroom in front of someone?
Nasty person

What is your ideal halloween costume?
Serial murderer

What toy have you always wanted and never gotten?
A pony.

What item could you not go without during the day?
Air?

Do you consider yourself a smart person?
Nope. Dumb as a rock

Have you ever peed in a pool.
God you're disgusting.

Who was your first crush?
None of your business

Who was your first love?
Read the above.

Do you close your eyes when you listen to music?
Yes only when you block out the beggars on the train.

How old were you when life was the hardest?
Moot

Do you eat the burnt chips?
Ummm..

Do you still have your baby blanket?
No

Is there anything you HAVE to do everyday?
Check my email.

Do you curse in front of family?
Occasionally. Depends on the situation.

What is your favourite tv show ever?
Grey's Anatomy. SHUT UP. DON'T JUDGE ME.

If you had to get back with and ex who would it be?
None.

When was the last time you felt truly loved by someone?
.....

What character trait would you change about yourself?
Nothing.

3 wishes...
1. To have no problems until I die
2. This meme to end
3. Find love.

Have you ever passed out?
Baseball to the head!!

Have you ever slapped yourself in the face?
Only to see if the Novocaine wore off.

Have you been in a car accident that was your fault?
Been in a car accident. Didn't do it.

Favourite line from a song?
Eh...don't have one.

Favourite line from a movie?
God fucking damnit!!

What do you do when the power goes out?
Go to sleep.